J_A_M_{E.E.S.}
04-16-2003, 02:19 AM
Signs that tell you, your playing Delta Force Land warrior to much! What’s that you mean DFLW!
Your out hunting rabbits, as one scurries up to you, you desperately try to switch to your knife before he gets to far away.
You’re in bed with your woman, and to only line you can think of is Hey baby come prone with me!
Fourth of July, your buddy opens a bottle of champagne you flinch at the sound and as the cork hits you, you get pissed and call him a nader.
Your rich, old spouse just won’t die, on his death bed your final words are you freaking lagger.
With your unborn child just weeks away, you and your spouse are looking through a name book, in the back of you’re mind you keep wanting to press F so you can see what’s going on.
Your two sons’ are playing with squirt guns one is in the yard, the other is in the house leaning out the window, and you rush over and break it up yelling you freaking wall hacker.
For a family vacation, you visit the tallest tower in your state, as you are sight seeing you look down at the street, a child just dropped his backpack, as you drag your family out kicking and screaming, you hope the kid doesn’t hit the detonator.
A late night party has turned into a burden, the quests just won’t leave. After some gentle prodding of your wishes, you break down and yell Clear The Zone!
Your walking down the street and a pedestrian drops a scarf as you bend over to pick it up someone else grabs it, as they return the dropped scarf, you swear and scream that was my save.
Before you sneak up and scare your unsuspecting wife you whisper, check your six.
A friend tells a really funny joke every one is laughing, you say L.M.F.A.O.
You start to smile sideways : )
A really annoying person just won’t shut up; you break down and yell S.T.F.U.
I hope it makes you laugh, reply with more if you think of any! J_A_M_{E.E.S.}
Your out hunting rabbits, as one scurries up to you, you desperately try to switch to your knife before he gets to far away.
You’re in bed with your woman, and to only line you can think of is Hey baby come prone with me!
Fourth of July, your buddy opens a bottle of champagne you flinch at the sound and as the cork hits you, you get pissed and call him a nader.
Your rich, old spouse just won’t die, on his death bed your final words are you freaking lagger.
With your unborn child just weeks away, you and your spouse are looking through a name book, in the back of you’re mind you keep wanting to press F so you can see what’s going on.
Your two sons’ are playing with squirt guns one is in the yard, the other is in the house leaning out the window, and you rush over and break it up yelling you freaking wall hacker.
For a family vacation, you visit the tallest tower in your state, as you are sight seeing you look down at the street, a child just dropped his backpack, as you drag your family out kicking and screaming, you hope the kid doesn’t hit the detonator.
A late night party has turned into a burden, the quests just won’t leave. After some gentle prodding of your wishes, you break down and yell Clear The Zone!
Your walking down the street and a pedestrian drops a scarf as you bend over to pick it up someone else grabs it, as they return the dropped scarf, you swear and scream that was my save.
Before you sneak up and scare your unsuspecting wife you whisper, check your six.
A friend tells a really funny joke every one is laughing, you say L.M.F.A.O.
You start to smile sideways : )
A really annoying person just won’t shut up; you break down and yell S.T.F.U.
I hope it makes you laugh, reply with more if you think of any! J_A_M_{E.E.S.}