sally
11-10-2002, 07:40 PM
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CHRISTMAS CAKE
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs> nuts
4 bottles of vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Method:
Sample the vodka to check quality.
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Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Alcy.gifdrink.
Repeat.
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Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK
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Try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the
cups of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If
the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
sdrewscriver.
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Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a ****.
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Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven
and
piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka
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and kick
the cat.
Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
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CHRISTMAS CAKE
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs> nuts
4 bottles of vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Method:
Sample the vodka to check quality.
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Alcy.gif
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Alcy.gifdrink.
Repeat.
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Alcy.gif
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Alcy.gif
Try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the
cups of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If
the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
sdrewscriver.
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Alcy.gif
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a ****.
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Alcy.gif
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven
and
piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka
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and kick
the cat.
Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
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