Never trust a doctor!!

[sally]

http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/ROTFLMAO.gif Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The
guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while he'd
hear that soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him:

"Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one
of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it
go...."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

"Bob, you're a vet."
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[DevilDog#1]

:eek2: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt]

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: rofl

[Muninn]

omg... that was funny as 2 jack rabbits eating grass...lol


GOOD ONE!


:smoke2:

[sally]

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CHRISTMAS CAKE


Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs> nuts
4 bottles of vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Method:

Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink.


Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this pointcups of dried fruit. it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.

Try another cup ... just in case.
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Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cups of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the

fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
sdrewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
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Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a ****. Check the vodka.



Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and piss in the fridge.
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Finally kick the cat...........if u can see it's sorry little ass!

Fall into bed.

http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/I%20Thank%20You.gifCHERRY MISTMAS!

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[Hellfighter]

nice sally