Hellfighter
03-05-2008, 11:52 AM
A Middle-age Man has a heart attack and is taken to the local hospital. While on the operating table, he has a near death experience. During that experience, he sees god and ask if this is it?
God says no and explains that he has another 28yrs to live. Upon he’s recovery, he decides to just stay in the hospital and have them worked on his body, tummy tuck (beer belly). Then after 8mo do some outdoor work & some hunting to get his body into shape.
He figures since he got another 28yrs, he try some new things, he got into sky driven, deer hunting, one weekend he was trying a new sport he enter a dirt bike race and as he was making the 3rd lap around the track fallen off the dirt bike and got killed.
He arrives in front of God and complains: “I thought you said I had another 28yrs!”
God replies’, “you change so much! I didn’t recognize you”
God says no and explains that he has another 28yrs to live. Upon he’s recovery, he decides to just stay in the hospital and have them worked on his body, tummy tuck (beer belly). Then after 8mo do some outdoor work & some hunting to get his body into shape.
He figures since he got another 28yrs, he try some new things, he got into sky driven, deer hunting, one weekend he was trying a new sport he enter a dirt bike race and as he was making the 3rd lap around the track fallen off the dirt bike and got killed.
He arrives in front of God and complains: “I thought you said I had another 28yrs!”
God replies’, “you change so much! I didn’t recognize you”