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06-14-2002, 08:03 AM
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Christmas dinner.
> > > This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous.
> > > They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning
> > to
> > > feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
> > > casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
> > > Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and
lets
> > > out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
> > poof.
> > > Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
> > > looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
> > and
> > > said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought,"This is
> > great!"
> > > and a big smile came across her face.
> > > A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
> > > This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
> > > rrrriiip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, Dammit
> > Skippy!"
> > > Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
> > > A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she
> > didn't
> > > even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle
> > > blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and
> > yelled,
> > > Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she ****s on you!"
> > > This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous.
> > > They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning
> > to
> > > feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
> > > casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
> > > Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and
lets
> > > out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
> > poof.
> > > Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
> > > looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
> > and
> > > said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought,"This is
> > great!"
> > > and a big smile came across her face.
> > > A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
> > > This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
> > > rrrriiip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, Dammit
> > Skippy!"
> > > Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
> > > A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she
> > didn't
> > > even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle
> > > blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and
> > yelled,
> > > Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she ****s on you!"