bigsmellyfart
03-30-2005, 12:17 AM
an English ,Irish and Scotish couples an are playing golf on a breezy after noon an
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball,
a gust O wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "
Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
decency, here's &50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing
no undies.
"Blessed Woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies,"I can't afford any on the money you give me."
Hereaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's &20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her
skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Anggie! Where the frook are yer drawers?
" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, '
an the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit!
:D :eek: :D
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball,
a gust O wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "
Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
decency, here's &50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing
no undies.
"Blessed Woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies,"I can't afford any on the money you give me."
Hereaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's &20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her
skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Anggie! Where the frook are yer drawers?
" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, '
an the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit!
:D :eek: :D