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Old 01-24-2018, 04:01 PM
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Mature: Whatever you give a woman

whatever you give a woman
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of **** back."
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Old 01-30-2018, 12:54 PM
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Mature:
had a co worker said he was in the navy and @ a port
of call in the far east when he got back from shore leave
there was an Oriental Naked Lady on the ship and she was
covered and dripping....
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