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Old 08-15-2003, 11:51 AM
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eek The pond

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came to feed the alligator."

Old age and treachery always will triumph over youth and skill.
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:01 PM
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Old 08-16-2003, 08:00 AM
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heheheh nice one !!
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Old 08-23-2003, 02:40 PM
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love the ending
"I only came to feed the alligator"
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Old 08-24-2003, 06:05 AM
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Nice one Trojan, very witty!

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Old 08-25-2003, 05:25 AM
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LOL THats great..
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lmao... funny

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Old 08-26-2003, 07:08 PM
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Old 08-28-2003, 07:13 AM
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Old 08-29-2003, 09:14 PM
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eek hehe

hehe we all need some tatas but the farmer was probilly more interested in the alligator.......
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:24 PM
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Damn, my first joke on NHQ. lmao! Twas a goodun!
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Old 11-21-2005, 08:26 PM
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lol..
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whats with the 2 user accounts?
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Old 11-22-2005, 03:14 AM
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Always makes me smile that joke brother Trojan!!!!

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Old 11-22-2005, 06:56 AM
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lol

which would you guys come for?
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mm let me see chick 1 or sexy chick 2...mmmm prob..they both really lol
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mm let me see chick 1 or sexy chick 2...mmmm prob..they both really lol
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damn done it twice lol opps ekk ekk ekk ekk ekk ekk ekk
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