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Old 06-25-2017, 08:16 AM
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RollEyes Mature:Zombies sorta

I dreamed once all of my classmates are in bar then my another clasmate goes into the bar with a car ferrari then he and his got hit by a Toshiba
then we are on the Funeral after the Coffin is about to be buried.The dead rise..
he bit my girl classmate in near the ##### este 5 words then she screamed by **** later on she turned then she bit my fat classmate in the ***** then blah balh blah then we turned 1 by 1 then i saw a phone i imieditaly dialled 999
then the SAF,Navy Seal,SAS, and Delta force come rolling in storming the field
Then while they shoot the infected the zombies danced while dey being shot then the girl infected got hit bye a 50. Cal in the ****** then she stoped
the forces run out of ammu so dey called huey still no kills then the apaches still no then F-22 still no so dey evacueted the island and Nuked them evry week but stillll noooo.....So the infected were kidnapped bye robots then left on a dying planet then NASA Extracted the core then boom still no then the aliens arrived..........


5699699 minilions later the univeres dead
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Old 06-25-2017, 08:18 AM
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but the infected dead but the other infected girl which i thought to survive but now infected
but she's Headless for now hahah
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