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A little ond lady
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large trash bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20.00 dollar bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, Ma'am, there are $20.00 dollar bills falling out of your ripped bag. "Oh, really darn it. I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer." "Well now, not so fast, where did you get all that money?" "You didn't steal it did you?" " Oh, no, no" said the old lady "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot in my fence, right on my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it? So, now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, and grab hold of it and say O.K., BUDDY GIVE ME $20.00 DOLLARS OF OFF IT COMES.!" Well, that seems only fair" said the officer "Ok, good luck! Oh buy the way, what's in the other bag?" " NOT EVERY ONE PAYS!!! " |
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heheheheheheeeeheyhhhhhahahahahehehahwhehhhhjehhe* **!!!!
i like it
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