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Old 02-23-2011, 12:11 PM
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Mature> Novalogic Veterinary School

Mermite First-year at the Novalogic Veterinary School were
all attending their first anatomy class with a real dead
cow. They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them,
"In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have
two important qualities as a doctor. The first
is that you not be disgusted by anything involving
the animals' body." For an example, the professor
pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt
of the cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in
his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told
his students.The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
but eventually Mermite took his turns sticking a finger in the butt of
the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked
at them all and said, "the second most important quality is observation.

I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

*Now learn to pay attention.
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After class Mermite walk over to the professor said "you and me going to feed some pets of my this week-end, don't skip out on this!" with a sweet smile mermite walk away, thinking i going to feed him to them corc's or maybe a arm or a leg then i save him and say, i said we going to feed them this weekend not you feed them!
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Old 02-23-2011, 12:35 PM
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Flame Flame "O" Flame me .....see if I care...lol

Willy we've heard the same joke different setting ...lol

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Old 03-01-2011, 01:55 PM
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eew lol
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