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Old 08-01-2018, 09:01 PM
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Did you hear about the new paint color that coming out?
It's called blonde. It's not real bright, but it spreads real easy.
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lololololololololololololol....hehehehehehehhehehe hehehhee.....
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I'd like it noted that, as a blonde, I resemble that remark.

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Resent! I resent that remark.

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Old 08-02-2018, 06:32 PM
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Did you hear about the new paint color that coming out?
It's called blonde. It's not real bright, but it spreads real easy.
Well then, you probably haven't heard about my dog then have you?

He's such a genius he comes up with new paints every single day, they're always different colors though they're always not too bright and they definitely spread easy...
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