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Old 04-07-2011, 07:15 PM
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[MATURE]It's hell to be old!

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing..

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'She even called up Arleen, the lady next door,
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeeze' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
neighbor?'











The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get
the jar open.'
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:25 PM
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haha, saw that one coming lol
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:54 PM
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Should be tagged mature man.
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Old 04-08-2011, 03:34 PM
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:46 PM
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Haha! Green minded
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:34 PM
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haha!!! poor guy!
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