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Old 01-23-2006, 04:25 PM
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Granny with Machine Gun

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Old 01-23-2006, 04:36 PM
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1 thing comes to mind

"GET OFF MY PORCH"
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Old 01-23-2006, 04:37 PM
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"shoot him in the toodles"... "shoot him in the toodles!"
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:23 PM
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One thing that comes to mind "Have her back home by 9" or else...
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:20 PM
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lmfao::One word come to mind:: "get her Tea Quick Be4 She gets the Machine Gun AHHh QUICK make it,MAKE IT! Chit Chit BRING HER THE TEA NOWAAHHH!!!!"

Cute BUT deadly Im glad my mum ai'nt like that *wipes sweat from fore head*

Oo and my toodles are'nt doing near her she probly cut them off
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:14 PM
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"shoot him in the toodles"... "shoot him in the toodles!"
i pissed myself laughing when she said that lol
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Old 01-24-2006, 11:26 PM
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lmao!
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Old 01-25-2006, 03:50 AM
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LMAO that was absolutely brilliant great find bro!!!!

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Old 01-25-2006, 05:24 AM
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I think shes a bit..umm how can I put this is a nice friendly way with out swearing umm...Evil she need her Pills be4 9pm if not the bullets will go in your "toodles" AND it wouldnt be very nice anyway Im not going near her Its ok for Woman But mn have..ummm speacial places that get Hurt
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Old 02-05-2006, 12:32 PM
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She should join the Army.

Great Granny, I wish I had one. I think She had a MP40 German machine gun, and I think that target more looks like to me "Hitler." Nice Granny........LOL
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:33 PM
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Ah yes...the Toodles...
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:42 PM
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I thought it was the mp40,maybe the mp41...but how the hell she get hold'a one of them?! God help the rest in the nursing home...
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