A fishing story

[MAJWIZ]

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, " Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas." The boss likes the kid so he gave him the job.
"You start in the tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went.
"Well, son how many sales did you make today?"
The young man replied without hesitating, "One."
The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales per day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid said, "$101,237.64"
The boss said "$101,237.64?, What the hell did you sale?"
The kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft, Then he said he didn't think his little smart car would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that decked out 4X4 Blazer."
Amazed, the boss said, "Let me get this straight, A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"
"No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "WELL HELL, YOUR WEEKEND'S SHOT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO FISHING."

[SpecOpsSniper]

lol

[lolfake]

Boss: "So a guy came in here to buy a box of tampons and you sold him the whole fishing gear because his weekend was short?"

[MAJWIZ]

the word is SHOT NOT SHORT.