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Old 10-23-2017, 07:42 PM
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eek Mature:Anatomy of a Date



First Comes Dinner
and then your In her



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Old 10-25-2017, 05:22 AM
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is it sexual or whatevs?
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Old 10-26-2017, 02:39 PM
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yes....the joke is like a short rhyme

in her like inside her....
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Old 10-26-2017, 02:43 PM
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did you ever hear that pop song " love is dead " by artist Kerli
fine lookin babe from Europe speaks perfect English
the video is weard she starts out very old and gets younger
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Old 10-26-2017, 04:11 PM
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yea look it up on youtube

Kerli " Love is Dead "

Hot babe.....

yea man Cyndi Lauper still looks fine
she got that pink hair in that commercial forget what its about
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Old 11-01-2017, 06:13 AM
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He's a kid BFG that's too mature put it up on #%£•hub if you want!
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Old 11-02-2017, 02:14 AM
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now days one can't tell who you maybe buying dinner for anymore! M/F/T (Trans) you may get more then you ask for in the end lmfao
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Old 11-03-2017, 04:32 AM
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He's a kid BFG that's too mature put it up on #%£•hub if you want!
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LOLi dont watch those anyway
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Old 11-03-2017, 04:34 AM
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my classmates are watching those vids......
even the most beautiful,sexiest girl in our class watches anime version of those HAHAHA
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Old 11-03-2017, 10:28 PM
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Inhaler? i Barely know her!


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Old 11-04-2017, 11:59 PM
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now days one can't tell who you maybe buying dinner for anymore! M/F/T (Trans) you may get more then you ask for in the end lmfao

you will know in the morning when she's standing over the toilet ...!

hence the advice " Don't Drink and Dive "

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Old 11-19-2017, 06:57 PM
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eek re

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my classmates are watching those vids......
even the most beautiful,sexiest girl in our class watches anime version of those HAHAHA
i think i'll change my last name to " May "
and if i ever have a daughter i'll name her " Anna "

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