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Old 11-18-2009, 07:19 PM
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An attractive woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests spotted an interesting looking man standing alone.

She approached him and said "Hello, my name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name" he said, "is it a family name?"

"No", she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy most...cars and men. Therefore I chose Carmen."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"B.J.......B.J. Titsngolf."



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Old 11-19-2009, 07:31 AM
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Old 10-15-2010, 10:19 AM
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good joke, bigsmelly!

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Old 10-15-2010, 11:28 AM
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:47 PM
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