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The engineer and the doctor
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A CURE FOR YOUR AILMENT GUARANTEED AT $500.00; OR WE'LL PAY YOU $1000.00 IF WE FAIL."
A doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1000.00 and goes to this clinic. DOCTOR: " I lost my sense of taste." ENGINEER: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops on the patient's mouth." DOCTOR: "That stuff is gasoline!" ENGINEER: " Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.00." The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his lost money. DOCTOR: " I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." ENGINEER: " Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops on the patient's mouth." DOCTOR: "But, box 22 is gasoline!!" ENGINEER: " Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.00." The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back. DOCTOR: " My eyesight has become weak." ENGINEER: Well, I don't have any medicine for this problem. Here take this $1000.00 bill, passing the doctor a $500.00 bill. DOCTOR: "Wait a minute this is only a $500.00..." ENGINEER: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500.00" |
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