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Old 01-23-2019, 03:32 PM
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An American rancher was visiting an Australian outback cattle station. His host drove him around so he could see how "we" did things in Australia.

"In this paddock we keep our best Merino sheep."

"Ha. Why, back home, our lambs are bigger than them..."

The drive continues...

"The large paddocks on the left and right of the road contain our finest cattle."

"Why, son, back home our calves are bigger than those..."

The Australian host is beginning to get annoyed as they make their way back to the main house.

"The paddock to the left are some of Australia's finest thoroughbred horses."

"Pfftt... Why, back home, our foals are bigger than those..."

As they are approaching the house, a great Red Kangaroo, leaps across the road and over the vehicle, on its way to the watering hole.

The American say, "What was that?!?"

The Australian host calmly replies, "Don't you fellas have mice in America."
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Old 01-24-2019, 08:44 PM
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omg best one this year, lmfao
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