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you might not all be able to relate to this as it is focussed on Ghost Recon but i'm sure u will fin dit funny:
You know you have been playing too much Ghost Recon when...
1) you start straifing down the grocery store aisle
2) you dodge from cover to cover in a parking lot
3) you try to hit the V key when you enter a dark room
4) you try to flank the waiter on his way back to the kitchen
5) you try to use your peripheral vision to see farther
6) you say "fricking campers" under your breath when solicitors catch you sneaking in past them at Wal-Mart's
7) you say the same thing after unsuccessfully sneaking out.
8) you peek around corners first.
9) you can take a pee, wash your hands, make a sandwich and grab a soda all in less than a minute and a half
10) your computer is tuned to reboot in that time as well.
11) Instead of laughing at a friends joke, you LOL.
12) After you are done having sex you say "good game"
13) When your boss at work catches you taking an extra smoke break, you think he was glitching in the and that's how he found you.
14) everytime you watch Black Hawk Down, you feal the need to jump on your computer to play GR.
15) When someone takes your last beer you yell Murphy.
16) you see a puff of smoke outside and make a mad dash for it.
17) you know more clan names then friends and family members names
18) when you pick up the phone and say: can you guys hear me?
19) You actually duck for cover when you are getting shot at on GR
20) You fall backwards out of chair when you get hit and you yell "I'M HIT!!!"
21) When you are at work in your office working on a spreadsheet and you think that someone is closeby you hit the Map key to look for red dots...
22) You refer to getting dressed as kitting up.
23) Your girlfriend is always telling you that you play too much is a dead giveaway.
24) Everytime you kill a moth you yell "enemy down"
25) During intimate moments you say things like, "at all costs" or "taking a look around"
26) Every time you see your boss from a distance you think "Tango in sight"
27) You make posts about playing ghost recon too much
28) You actually get exhausted from running a long distance in the game.
29) In bed your wife says "Man down"
30) you reply "He's hidin in the bush"
31) You refer to chicks you meet in a bar as "new player"
32) Your girlfriend catches you talking to said "chicks" and you swear shes using the "vertigo" cheat.
33) you follow your wife to bed and say "Ive got your six"
34) Family time is when your wife joins you in TS
35) every time some one knocks on your door you hear "New Player"
36) every time you hear a car back fire you yell "Taking fire"
37) you refer to your kids as "Tangos"
38) when your mother-in-law slips and falls you say "Enemy Down"
39) when your wife hears you, you say "Medic"
40) you keep finding new excuses to spend as much money on your pc to play Ghost Recon
41) you refer to bed bugs as team killers.
42) When you're tired you say you've got laag.
43) You start to think that this game provides good training for real world situations.
44) There are more cigarette butts then cd's near your computer.
45) When you think someone is close u look for an elbow sticking out of the wall.
46) u are tellin stories with the boys at the bar (all braggin)and only thing u can brag about is i got 32 kills on gr last night.
47) "Hey baby, how 'bout you 'n me kick it in a sub 50 ping server?"
48) (after she slaps you) "How 'bout a lil' teamspeak action then?"
49) You try to pee "semi-auto" in the morning for better accuracy.
50) You announce "blind fire" after missing anyway...
51) Your wife screams "friendly fire!" after she discovers this the hard way.
52) You prefer 12oz cans "cuz they got a faster reticule".
53) You complain about Russian beers not having enough zoom.
54) You refer to your wirelss keyboard/mouse as "sniper kit 4"
55) You call the ######-kisser at the office "a potential TK'er..."
56) When u cant get to the coffee machine, and wish you had a grenade for room clearance
57) When walking around outside, you keep looking for sniper holes
58) When you spend most of your morning posting GR tactics on a forum
59) You keep hitting left shift to find where the boss is!
60) Towards the end of the day you keep hitting 'B' to see how long is left before you dash for the carpark!
61) Your wardrobe has your clothes arranged in 'kits'.
62) You try to hit "R" instead of reaching for your glasses.
63) The food dripped on your desk from three nights ago matches the food on you shirt you're wearing right now. (go ahead look down, you know who you are)
64) I , um, You run a beer tap to your desk.
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