MATURE: TWO INDIANS, A GREAT CHIEF AND HIS SON WAS SITTING AROUND A CAMPFIRE ONE AFTERNOON TALKING.
FATHER I ALWAYS WONDERED, BEING THE CHIEF OF THIS NATION IT'S YOUR JOB TO PICK THE NAMES OF ALL THE NEWBORN CHILDREN. SO, HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH ALL THE NAMES? MY SON THE GREAT SPIRIT IN THE SKY GIVES ME THE NAMES, AS HE WILL TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE CHIEF. THE MORNING OF A BIRTH, I WALK OUT THE MY TEEPEE AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THE NAME OF THE NEWBORN. WHY DO YOU ASK ---- TWO DOGS F***ING?