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US Forces VS Special Forces Hamster
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US Forces VS Special Forces Hamster
Us forces mobilised to take on the latest threat...
The Special Forces Hamster.
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SFH-20961 Update...
Archive files reveal that the Special Forces Hamster cannot be permanently destroyed.
That it can RESPAWN after obliteration .
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In a separate report today a possible sighting of the Special Forces Hamster
has raised suspicions regarding the identity of the body alleged to be that of
mastermind and special forces hamster of many faces, Claymore Jones.
Medical authorities will carry out a forensic examination of the remains
found yesterday.
A police spokesman has expressed grave concerns that the hamster is still on
the loose.
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SFH-20962 Update...
Former friend pleads for sense.......
Stay tuned for situation updates...__________________
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