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Jerry could have used one over his head

Originally Posted by MERMITE

You carry 2 condoms, so when you run outta water, you PEA, p!ss, urinate even into one condom, insert a tube, pen, shell casing into the end.
Slip the other condom over the other end of the tube, and gently bury in the unfilled condom in the sand, leaving the other condom with your pee exposed to the sun.
As the pee heats up it condenses in the covered condom, and it TASTES worse than any homemade beer EVER, but will keep you alive for 2-3 days...I know I was that man.

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