07-28-2010, 05:30 PM
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"dalasmurdeR"
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: around
Posts: 1,844
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Plumber
So, a plumber goes to fix some guy's water heater when he is
not home. He goes into the basement to find a rotteweiler snarling, teeth bared
and all. He stays at the wall, slowly going around the dog. When he
finally reaches the water heater, he starts working on it. After a little bit,
he gets the feeling something is watching him, so he looks up. A parrot
is watching down on him. The parrot says, "Is that all you can do?" The
plumber ignores him and continues working. After a while, the Parrot says,
"Is that all you can do?" The plumber still ignores him and continues
working. After he gets done, he starts to leave, as he is almost out the door,
the parrot says once more, "Is that all you can do?" And the plumber
replies, "Is that all you can say!?" Then the parrot says, "Sick Him!"
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton
"Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot
Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch.
R.I.P Murphy 
September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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