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(Mature)Redneck Jokes! DONT GET MAD AT ME FOR THIS!!
A Country War
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were fighting in a war, and both were caught by the enemy.
"Before i put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
The Alabama man said, "Could you shoot me after you play the song 'Yeah, Alabama?"
"Sure," the man agreed. "How about you?"
The Tennessee man said, "COuld you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabam?"
NASCAR
What does NASCAR stand for?
Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks
Redneck Drivers
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Originally posted by J-Factor
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