In reponse to the above 30 things
1) Nope, we are way more perverted than you could ever think
2) True
3)
4) Show us your boobs instead
5) True
6) and because your sister was already taken
7) Freaks us out more like
8) Alternately go to your mums for a week
9)
10) Unless we are getting a new tatoo (on our leg), the tatooist should do the shaving
11) and sick
12) At least let us know the odds
13) nah we are just trying to be nice, you are fat.
14) Who the hell are 98 degrees? C or F?
15) Half way there now. Getting bored.
16)
17) threesome would be a good sign of appreciation
18) What plans? We make plans?
19) Us in traction at the local A&E
20) I would say "mmmpff consider yourself dumped"
21)
22) Honest
23) Or to small guys
24) Except in a court of law
25) Or we'll just pee regardless
26) However talking about your sis is different
27) and if the knife is sharp enough up a little bit and to the right.
28) and sick
29)
30) For a little while at least