Mature: girl's weekend out
 

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip -
Shopping, casinos, massages, facials.Two days before the group is to
leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.

Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they
do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting
in the bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into
letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last
night...........Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my
husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said
'Guess who'?"

"I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday
suit. He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was
scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all
over............On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me
to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you
can do whatever you want." So here I am.

lol g1

Ouch... makes me think of the guy that got robbed by a hooker who tied him up and left him in the hotel.

:rofl:

that's funny lol