A Texan dies and goes to heaven
 

An Texan died and went to heaven._ As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered._ “Those are Lie-clocks._ Everyone on earth has a lie clock._ Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh” said the man “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s._ The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible” said the man._ “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded._ “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock._ The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s George Bush's clock” asked the man.
“George Bush's’s clock is in Jesus’ office._ He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

:D

i thought they were duplicating them and using them as airplane propellers

Heheheeh~!!!

lmfaoao!!;1

i know that Expres Clinton must be use as a center cooling fan it at full speed none stop, H Clinton must be at slow speed she take her time to lie. its a desk fan.

Pres of Iran and all their leaders clock are broken they could not handle the tall lie story they make up.

Forget the propeller! Bush's might as well been a turbofan engine...

I'd say supersonic props of a 757 :D

Probably an SR-71, if you ask me.

SR-71's engines has no moving parts

thanks for clearing that up, stengie. wait, you aren't trying to fool me are you? *sorry i just drank too much coffee today.*

i thought it was spinning too fast to be in an office. Maybe thats why its been so windy lately :p

GB's been doing some extra lying lately, if that's the case... 30-40+ mph gusts here in the 702.