hairspray
 

A woman had a gynecologist appointment one afternoon.
Before leaving home she used a little feminine deodorant spray, just in case.
She gets to her appointment and is assisted into the stirrups for her pelvic exam.
The doctor takes a quick look and says smiling "My, aren't we fancy today!!"
She didn't use her feminine deodorant spray; she had instead accidentally grabbed her daughter's glitter hairspray. :ohnoes:

:ohnoes::mercy: